I’m not sure what to think about this but I’m sure I’ll be repeating it over and over and over and over (etc).
If you really want to bask in this video’s glory, check out the website dedicated to it (complete with disclaimer): Itsapieceofcaketobakeaprettycake.com!
Update: Here’s the lyrics:
(Ziggy)
Hot pile on the candy
it’s such a pretty sight
it makes the food taste dandy
but my tummy hurts all night(Stingy)
I’ll put in some ingredients
but keep the rest for me
I’m not just disobediant
I’m careful can’t you see(Stephanie)
I’ts a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is ha-zy
you gotta do the cooking by the book
you know you can’t be la-zy
never use a messy recipe
the cake would end up cra-zy
if you do the cooking by the book
then you’ll have a cake
we gotta have it made
you know that I love cake
finally it’s time to make a cake(Pixel)
Making food is just like science
with tools that blend and baste
every fun appliance
gives the food a different taste(Stephanie)
It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is ha-zy
you gotta do the cooking by the book
you know you can’t be la-zy
never use a messy recipe
the cake will end up cra-zy
if you do the cooking by the book
then you’ll have a cake
we gotta have it made
you know that I love cake
finally it’s time to make a cake
we gotta have it made
you know that I love cake
finally it’s time to make a
(you gotta do the cooking by the book) cake
Comments
21 responses to “I Guess You Should Cook By The Book”
My two year old son loves this show. It’s quite bizarre, and somewhat clever at the same time…
Yup, I’ll never get that two minutes of my life back, but it’ll be burned into my memory and I’m sure someday make me want to vomit uncontrollably.
I want that 1:47 of my life back you bastard!!!!
[…] Matt send me a link to this crazy video It’s a Piece of Cake to Bake a Pretty Cake. I don’t know what to say about it. Just go there and you’ll see. Then read the lyrics. Kinda creepy, yet kinda catchy…making it all that much more creepy. […]
[…] Don’t hate me for this, it was MattyB who showed it to me and then setup the domain itsapieceofcaketobakeaprettycake.com. The clip comes from LazyTown (IMDB), which airs in the US on Nick Jr. […]
[…] Don’t hate me for this, it was MattyB who showed it to me and then setup the domain itsapieceofcaketobakeaprettycake.com. The clip comes from LazyTown (IMDB), which airs in the US on Nick Jr. […]
I LUV THIS SONG!!!wat is it called itz so catchy I LUV IT and im in high school it is so cute and I LUV IT !! WAT IS IT CALLED??
i bet her pussy is so tight it squeaks mmmm lick lick lick
How /could/ you put this online? It’s horrific! Take it away!
Nobody caught the Lolita reference?
“if the way is hazy”?
Doesn’t that strike anyone else as an odd line?
Hazy = Dolores “Lolita” Haze, nymphet in Nabokov’s novel.
I’m not going to gloss over the symbolism in the batter and the phalic frosting decorator.
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mmmm, i want sum of pinky ;-)
Omg, u wrecked my experiences with cakes… I’ll never get normal again. How could u? Never again shall I enjoy the sweet taste of baked sugar and flour… :(
this is pro.. i am 15 years old.. had a good laugh :)
i like pop-tarts better. but yea the video’s cool… have them do one with pop-tarts and i will be amazed
I think I just died.
fap fap, you are disgusting human bing, you should be shot
Mark Gallagher Says is a deviant!! the hell are you talking about shit but yeah this video hahaha i love to hate it the fucking song is stuck in my damn head as we speak
…..What The Fucking hell……..this…is….disturbing…..i think im gonna die.ill never be able to eat cake right now….if i turn anorexic itll be this videos fault……must….burn that out….of my memory….by listening….to…my…chemical romance…((dead))
Lazytown!! LOL! That was sooo annoying, my brain just exploded.
Wow…this is sooo catchy! I lovvvee it :):)
Im 13, btw… just goes to show how sad i am
and wtf?? How can a recipe be ‘hazy’? that doesnt make sense… but somehow, i dont even care!