Finally. A Cool Looking Human Clone.

After the success of cloning Dolly The Sheep, I am pleased to announce that scientists have finally perfected the Human clone. Check out the perfection as my clones check my tomato-mushroom-and-basil quiche, fetch me a cup of water, put bread in the breadbox, and place utensils in the dishwasher…all while I snapped their photo. All I can say is that my wife is one happy woman. Here are my clones: