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  • Code is poetry – fully qualified class names are not

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  • No tables

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    James dislikes tables:“They belong in the clink!To hell with the sofa!Fuck off with the sink!” “This bed is just shit,And so is my ladder,I hate all carpets,And lamps, for that matter.” “I don’t need my toilet,That flower pot’s lame,Send them to gitmo,And take this dumb frame!” His homestead’s exactly,The same as his code,No <table>s around,Because…

  • James’ lament (on PHP)

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    PHP 7 isn’t supported,Kinsta—through James—to #tec-dev, reported.“The old version’s gone—and though I sound whiney,8 is required. That timeline seems tiny.” The market is slow at adapting, it seems,Though time marches forward, it’s plugins and themes,That makes this all messy and feel sorta short,But, it’s right on schedule, I’m sad to report. See, PHP booted a…

  • Gutenberg (WordPress)

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    George wielded his words like a time honored champ,Now devs will all flock to our Gutenberg camp,They’ll watch as we twiddle our plugins with glee,And cry a few tears with each alpha they see. Some curses and grumbles will trickle our way,But feedback is vital…well that’s what they say,Our posts will be nimble, we’ll iterate…

  • A response to a Pull Request

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    I’ve pondered your code – deep in thought,Analyzing more than tr1b0t,In each line of change,Your code was not strange,So “Ship it” is all that I’ve got.