My Little Demon

Ducky Chicken Finger is my kitten. On August 18th he joined our family. When we brought the little stray into our home he was a little, pitiful, flea infested kitten but now that we have had him for about 3 weeks he has shown his true colors to my wife and me. We see that it was all a guise to come into our home and he is actually a demon…but we love him anyways.

At first glance from a distance (and let me emphasize a distance) this kitten looks like any other kitten. He’s small, a little pudgy, and has a curious look in his eyes. He seems to be a happy and healthy kitten. Desipite his appearance, there are a few things about Ducky Chicken Finger that everyone should know:

  1. This kitten has ADHD
  2. This kitten does NOT sleep
  3. This kitten loves to hear the word ‘No’ and will attack you over and over and over and over just to hear the lovely word
  4. This kitten is NOT afraid of the ‘spray bottle’ (our disciplinary tool)
  5. This kitten eats human flesh
  6. This kitten is the spawn of satan

My wife and I have attempted to document his unholy power by the use of digital photos.

Here is the calm before the storm

Begin the windup!

Ducky Crazy Go Nuts

Kitten Golf

Ducky fiddles with coins

Ducky explores the table

Ducky explores the rolling-pin hole

Ducky attacks my arm

Ducky climbs my leg to attack the camera