James dislikes tables:
“They belong in the clink!
To hell with the sofa!
Fuck off with the sink!”
“This bed is just shit,
And so is my ladder,
I hate all carpets,
And lamps, for that matter.”
“I don’t need my toilet,
That flower pot’s lame,
Send them to gitmo,
And take this dumb frame!”
His homestead’s exactly,
The same as his code,
No <table>s around,
Because he’s just not really into them and prefers to use cascading style sheets because they feel neat and tidy, especially when you use cool things like container queries.