James’ lament (on PHP)

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PHP 7 isn’t supported,
Kinsta—through James—to #tec-dev, reported.
“The old version’s gone—and though I sound whiney,
8 is required. That timeline seems tiny.”

The market is slow at adapting, it seems,
Though time marches forward, it’s plugins and themes,
That makes this all messy and feel sorta short,
But, it’s right on schedule, I’m sad to report.

See, PHP booted a version each year,
Though 7 has died, you should quiver in fear,
And worry, and fret, and try to remember,
8 goes away at the end of November