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		<title>Colby Fine Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This picture is one (of many) that my wife took this past summer with her sweet camera. Thats Colby, my grandparent&#8217;s dog. He&#8217;s a brilliant piece of work &#8211; scared of outhouses and tiny animals. Anyways, I often find myself looking at this photo, its colors and composition look pretty groovy. The photo was taken [...]]]></description>
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<p>This picture is one (<a href="http://borkweb.com/story/my-wife-the-photographer">of many</a>) that <a href="http://abbybatchelder.com">my wife</a> took this past summer with her sweet camera.  Thats Colby, my grandparent&#8217;s dog.  He&#8217;s a brilliant piece of work &#8211; scared of outhouses and tiny animals.  Anyways, I often find myself looking at this photo, its colors and composition look pretty groovy.</p>
<p>The photo was taken in Plymouth, NH at a beach along the Baker River.</p>
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		<title>Abby Batchelder: Pink Lily</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 13:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is another picture from Abby&#8216;s collection that I&#8217;m fond of. Its a pink lily from my grandparent&#8217;s yard. I like the way the background is blurred and the shadows are nice.]]></description>
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<p>This is another picture from <a href="http://abbybatchelder.com/blog/archives/13">Abby</a>&#8216;s collection that I&#8217;m fond of.  Its a pink lily from my grandparent&#8217;s yard.  I like the way the background is blurred and the shadows are nice.</p>
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		<title>My Wife The Photographer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife is a photographer. I&#8217;m a huge fan of her stuff so every once in a while I&#8217;ll be posting photos that she&#8217;s taken and telling a little about them. We recently bought her a sweet Canon EOS 20D 8.2MP Digital SLR Camera that has really let her spread her wings and take some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://abbybatchelder.com">My wife</a> is a photographer.  I&#8217;m a huge fan of her stuff so every once in a while I&#8217;ll be posting photos that she&#8217;s taken and telling a little about them. We recently bought her a sweet <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002XQJFA/masterwishcom-20/002-9828103-7627237">Canon EOS 20D 8.2MP Digital SLR Camera</a> that has really let her spread her wings and take some gorgeous stuff.  The first I&#8217;ll show you is one of my recent favorites that she&#8217;s taken:</p>
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<p>This is a bee flitting around a lupine.  She took this in the parking lot of <a href="http://www.benandjerrys.com/">Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s Ice Cream</a> factory in Vermont (June 5th 2006).  I love the detail on the bee when you look at the picture at full size.  The background is pleasantly blurred :)</p>
<p>Check out <a href="http://abbybatchelder.com">my wife&#8217;s website</a>!</p>
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		<title>My Little Demon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2005 02:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ducky Chicken Finger is my kitten. On August 18th he joined our family. When we brought the little stray into our home he was a little, pitiful, flea infested kitten but now that we have had him for about 3 weeks he has shown his true colors to my wife and me. We see that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="/wp-content/upload/ducky_post.jpg"><img src='/wp-content/upload/thumbducky_post.jpg' alt='' align="left" class="post_image" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://www.borkweb.com/story/cats">Ducky Chicken Finger</a> is my kitten.  On August 18th he joined our family. When we brought the little stray into our home he was a little, pitiful, flea infested kitten but now that we have had him for about 3 weeks he has shown his true colors to <a href="http://www.abbybatchelder.com">my wife</a> and me.  We see that it was all a guise to come into our home and he is actually a demon&#8230;but we love him anyways.  </p>
<p>At first glance from a distance (and let me emphasize a distance) this kitten looks like any other kitten.  He&#8217;s small, a little pudgy, and has a curious look in his eyes.  He <em>seems</em> to be a happy and healthy kitten.  Desipite his appearance, there are a few things about Ducky Chicken Finger that everyone should know:</p>
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<li>This kitten has ADHD</li>
<li>This kitten does NOT sleep</li>
<li>This kitten loves to hear the word &#8216;No&#8217; and will attack you over and over and over and over just to hear the lovely word</li>
<li>This kitten is NOT afraid of the &#8216;spray bottle&#8217; (our disciplinary tool)</li>
<li>This kitten eats human flesh</li>
<li>This kitten is the spawn of satan</li>
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<p>My wife and I have attempted to document his unholy power by the use of digital photos.</p>
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Here is the calm before the storm
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Begin the windup!
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Ducky Crazy Go Nuts
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Kitten Golf
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Ducky fiddles with coins
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Ducky explores the table
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Ducky explores the rolling-pin hole
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Ducky attacks my arm
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Ducky climbs my leg to attack the camera
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