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		<title>Steve Don&#8217;t Eat It</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 14:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend, Zach posted about this back in November, but I figured it was time to bring it back out of the woodwork. TheSneeze has a thread of articles called Steve, Don&#8217;t Eat It that is absolutely disgusting but equally entertaining to read. This guy goes through 9 relatively &#8211; to &#8211; extremely disgusting sounding/smelling/looking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img id="image202" src="http://borkweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cuitlacoche.jpg" alt="cuitlacoche.jpg" align="left" class="post_image"/>My friend, <a href="http://nosheep.net">Zach</a> <a href="http://nosheep.net/story/partially-de-fatted-cooked-pork-fatty-tissue/">posted</a> about this back in November, but I figured it was time to bring it back out of the woodwork.  <a href="http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php">TheSneeze</a> has a thread of articles called <strong>Steve, Don&#8217;t Eat It</strong> that is absolutely disgusting but equally entertaining to read.  </p>
<p>This guy goes through 9 relatively &#8211; to &#8211; extremely disgusting sounding/smelling/looking things and eats them.  Luckily Steve details a few things for us in each of his &#8216;Volumes&#8217;.  He fully explains the process he went through to choose each nasty feast; he elaborates on both his mental and physical preparation; he goes into the gory details of each bite; and lastly he gives us his after thoughts.  With such descriptions, he happily removes any urge (no matter how small) that I would ever have to try any of his &#8220;food and drink.&#8221;</p>
<p>Here are his features:</p>
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<li>Potted Meat Food Product</li>
<li>Pickled Pork Rinds</li>
<li>Beggin&#8217; Strips (yup&#8230;the dog treat)</li>
<li>Urkel-O&#8217;s cereal from 1991</li>
<li>Breast Milk</li>
<li>Natto (a.k.a. fermented soybeans)</li>
<li>Cuitlacoche (a.k.a. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuitlacoche">corn smut</a> a.k.a. diseased corn&#8230;this is the image featured on this article, by the way)</li>
<li>Prison Wine</li>
<li>Silkworm Pupas</li>
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<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen this already and you have an urge to laugh and puke at the same time.  Check it out.  <em>Note:</em> He hasn&#8217;t posted anything new since November, so I&#8217;m assuming he attempted to eat a 10th item and died in the process.  Rest in peace, Steve.</p>
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		<title>Make Me a Sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 16:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This site made me bust a gut laughing. I sent it to my wife&#8230;she wasn&#8217;t impressed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://www.borkweb.com/wp-content/upload/sandwich.jpg' alt='' align="left" class="post_image"/> <a href="http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/">This site</a> made me bust a gut laughing.  I sent it to my wife&#8230;she wasn&#8217;t impressed. <br clear="left"/></p>
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