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		<title>Office Pranks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a jerk. My manager and three of my co-workers went off to the SungardHE Summit conference in Las Vegas last week&#8230;I was left to fend for myself in the office. Nope. I didn&#8217;t go. But I didn&#8217;t sit idle! I wrangled up a crew (Al, Casey, Cliff, Tim, Laurianne, and a couple others) and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a jerk.</p>
<p>My <a href="http://ken.blogs.plymouth.edu">manager</a> and <a href="http://nosheep.net">three</a> <a href="http://tallbirch.net">of my</a> <a href="http://mandymag.com">co-workers</a> went off to the <a href="http://www.sungardhe.com/">SungardHE</a> Summit conference in Las Vegas last week&#8230;I was left to fend for myself in the office.  Nope.  I didn&#8217;t go.  But I didn&#8217;t sit idle!  I wrangled up a crew (<a href="http://userssuck.com">Al</a>, <a href="http://maisonbisson.com/blog/">Casey</a>, <a href="http://spiralbound.net">Cliff</a>, <a href="http://armenianeagle.com">Tim</a>, <a href="http://max.blogs.plymouth.edu">Laurianne</a>, and a couple others) and &#8220;decorated&#8221; their offices.  </p>
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<a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-tin-foil" title="Tin Foil Prank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/428159065_1bbf4ed663_s.jpg" width="75" height="75" alt="IMG_6534.JPG" /></a>Firstly was my boss&#8217; office, wrapped up nicely in Tin-Foil.  See the <a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-tin-foil">full article here.</a>  </p>
<p>Tin Foil Used: 1,100 square feet<br />
Time Spent: 3 hours<br />
Continual Manpower: 5<br />
Cost: $30
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<a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-post-it-notes" title="Post-It Prank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/431886801_0d1541fccd_s.jpg" width="75" height="75" alt="IMG_6531.JPG" /></a>Secondly was Zach&#8217;s office, Wallpapered in Post-It Notes.  See the <a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-post-it-notes">full article here.</a>  </p>
<p>Post-It Notes used: 5,300 (248.45 square feet of note surface).<br />
Time Spent: 4 hours<br />
Continual Manpower: 3<br />
Cost: $60.71
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<a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-cups-o-water" title="Water Cup Prank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/431897047_d2cb0c2af4_s.jpg" width="75" height="75" alt="IMG_6578.JPG" /></a>Thirdly was Dan&#8217;s office, covered in cups, a number partially filled with water.  See the <a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-cups-o-water">full article here.</a>  </p>
<p>Cups Used: 575<br />
Time Spent: 45 minutes<br />
Continual Manpower: 4<br />
Cost: $25.99
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<a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-balloons-and-missing-monitor" title="Balloon Prank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/431904431_6d8bdb3ab4_s.jpg" width="75" height="75" alt="IMG_6641.JPG" /></a> Lastly was Dee&#8217;s office, I stole her monitor then filled her office section with balloons  See the <a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-balloons-and-missing-monitor">full article here.</a></p>
<p>Balloons Used: 280<br />
Time Spent: 1.5 hours<br />
Continual Manpower: 3<br />
Cost: $12
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<p>All work was done after hours or during our lunch break on Friday.  No work resources were used (save for half a role of tape and a little bit of electricity).  A whole lot of plotting and fun was had by all.  In fact, our Administrative God, Colleen, helped formulate a plan to ensure that the 4 prankees remained away from the office until Monday morning that involved buy-in from our <a href="http://dcfischer.blogs.plymouth.edu">CIO</a> and the <a href="http://www.plymouth.edu">Plymouth State University</a> Facility Services office.  Basically, we told them that the carpets were being steam cleaned all weekend with some serious chemicals.  Fun times :)</p>
<p>Following the completion of the first prank, I found myself giving numerous tours of the offices throughout the week as each prank was completed.  Overall, a lot of fun!  When they come in on Monday, I plan to have 4 video cameras&#8230;one in each office&#8230;to get their first reactions.  Thats the plan and if I succeed, the vids will be going on <a href="http://youtube.com">YouTube</a>.</p>
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		<title>Office Prank: Cups O Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cups Used: 575 Time Spent: 45 minutes Continual Manpower: 4 Cost: $25.99 This was our third prank this past week, done immediately following the Post-It Note prank. Using 575 16oz plastic cups, a number of co-workers and I covered my co-worker&#8216;s floor and every other stable flat surface. This prank was actually a pretty fast [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/borkweb/431897047/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/431897047_d2cb0c2af4_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" alt="IMG_6578.JPG" /></a>Cups Used: 575<br />
Time Spent: 45 minutes<br />
Continual Manpower: 4<br />
Cost: $25.99</p>
<p>This was our third <a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-pranks">prank this past week</a>, done immediately following the <a href="http://borkweb.com/story/office-prank-post-it-notes">Post-It Note prank</a>.  Using 575 16oz plastic cups, a number of co-workers and I covered my <a href="http://tallbirch.net">co-worker</a>&#8216;s floor and every other stable flat surface.  This prank was actually a pretty fast one as we had a lot of help.</p>
<p>The participants in this prank was done by me, <a href="http://userssuck.com">Al</a>, and the Wisniewski family.</p>
<p>The cups were a mixture of clear and red (the red ones were a result of <a href="http://walmart.com">Wal-Mart</a> not having enough clear).  First, the word <strong>pwnd</strong> (a gamer word meaning &#8220;we destroyed&#8221; or &#8220;we devastated&#8221;) was spelled out in red cups (placed upside down).  The surfaces of bookshelves and the desk were covered primarily in red&#8230;and then the floor began to fill out in clear.  As cups were placed down, Al went back and forth between the water fountain and filled random cups 1/4 full of water with a blender pitcher.  </p>
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<p>575 cups is a fairly decent number despite the fact that they weren&#8217;t lip-to-lip on the floor.  The fact that water was placed in a large number of cups causes me to pity poor Dan (the office resident) and his inevitable clean-up process.  Check out the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/borkweb/sets/72157600019521705/">full gallery here</a>!</p>
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