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		<title>WordPress Plugin: Sexy Comments</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:53:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unhappy with my theme&#8217;s comment display, I recently re-coded a sexier comment display as a plugin so others can sexify their comments as well. Download the plugin. Features Forum-thread-like comment layout: User information to the left, comment to the right. Author post highlighting Altered Trackback/Pingback Display Formating Avatars Either display/hide avatars Select your avatar service [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unhappy with my theme&#8217;s comment display, I recently re-coded a sexier comment display as a plugin so others can sexify their comments as well.  </p>
<p><a href="http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/sexy-comments/">Download the plugin</a>.</p>
<h2 id="_features_1" >Features</h2>
<ul>
<li>Forum-thread-like comment layout:  User information to the left, comment to the right.</li>
<li>Author post highlighting</li>
<li>Altered Trackback/Pingback Display Formating</li>
<li>Avatars
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<li>Either display/hide avatars</li>
<li>Select your avatar service of choice (<a href="http://site.gravatar.com">Gravatar</a> is the only option until I find more avatar services)</li>
<li>Specify maximum avatar dimension</li>
<li>Customize default/trackback avatars</li>
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</li>
<li>&#8220;Number of Comments&#8221; Message Customization</li>
<li>CSS Overriding</li>
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<h2 id="_installation_1" >Installation</h2>
<ol>
<li><a href="http://borkweb.com/downloads/sexycomments.zip">Download</a> and unzip the sexycomments.zip</li>
<li>Place <strong>sexycomments</strong> folder in your wp-content/plugins directory</li>
<li>Log in to your WordPress <a href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Administration_Panels">admin panel</a> and <a href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Managing_Plugins#Plugin_management">activate the plugin</a>, then visit the <strong>SexyComments submenu</strong> of the <a href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Administration_Panels#Plugins_-_Add_Functionality_to_your_Blog">plugins tab</a>.</li>
<li>Customize the settings until you have something that works for you.</li>
<li>Locate the template file(s) in your theme that loops over and displays comments. Remove that comment output loop and replace with:
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&lt; ?php sexycomments_print($comments); ?&gt;
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<p><strong>NOTE:</strong> Be sure not to touch the section that generates the form for adding comments! This plugin does <strong><em>not</em></strong> re-create the comment creation form.
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<li>Lastly, consider disabling the plugin CSS and taking the example CSS provided and customize it to suit your theme&#8217;s color scheme.</li>
<li>You should be all set, now!  w00t w00t!  Go make a <a href="http://site.gravatar.com">Gravatar</a> account if you don&#8217;t already have one and upload an avatar.</li>
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		<title>Ninjas &gt; Pirates Background</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sweet background:<br />
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		<title>Juggling Knives</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 13:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juggling Knives I used to juggle all the time. When I was a student at PSU, during the warm months I would hang out by Rounds Hall and juggle on the grass between classes simply as a fun, sometimes frustrating passtime. About a year ago I put my clubs an knives away and hadn&#8217;t touched [...]]]></description>
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<p>I used to juggle all the time.  When I was a student at PSU, during the warm months I would hang out by Rounds Hall and juggle on the grass between classes simply as a fun, sometimes frustrating passtime.  About a year ago I put my clubs an knives away and hadn&#8217;t touched them since.  That changed this weekend.</p>
<p>My brother in law came to visit me this Sunday and through some random conversation I learned that he was interested in juggling!  He told me that he juggles balls and clubs and has wanted to try knives and torches.  Well, thats when I busted out with my juggling knives and clubs and we went to the park to goof around!</p>
<p>Man, I didn&#8217;t realize how much I missed juggling and just how fun it was (and tiring)!  I&#8217;ve juggled off and on for a few years, so I&#8217;m not very good by any means&#8230;all the more reason for me to start up again.  </p>
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If you are interested in juggling and you have a good grasp of the concept from juggling balls, then I would suggest trying out clubs.  They are frustrating at first but once you get them, it opens a world of opportunity.  You&#8217;d be able to juggle knives and torches, too!  (If you can juggle clubs, knives and torches are just as easy&#8230;save for the scare factor)</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what I suggest you get:</p>
<p><strong>Clubs</strong>, I use <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00020UXHI/masterwishcom-20/">Phatboyz</a>.  They are a little fatter than European style and MUCH better than American clubs.<br />
For <strong>Torches</strong>, go with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00020UXJ6/masterwishcom-20/">Dube Customs</a>.<br />
For other juggling supplies, check out <a href="http://www.dube.com">Dube</a>.</p>
<p>Oh&#8230;and check out my <a href="http://www.masterwish.com/l/123">Juggling List on MasterWish</a>.</p>
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