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  • Sam In A Pumpkin. Sam In A Turkey.

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    Matt
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    Right before Halloween, my wife put our daughter in a pumpkin for a cute photo-shoot: Not wanting to be out-done, I put Sam in a turkey for a Thanksgiving photo shoot: Overall, both pictures turned out nicely. She was surprisingly calm for both. Note: due to the surprising number of people that actually think the…

  • Introducing My Kid!

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    Matt
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    My wife and I have had a baby girl. Samantha Joy. 8lbs 4oz, 20.5inches long. Here she is: You can see more of my awesome child here.