By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:48:54 +0000

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
 *Eisenhower has joined the game.* 
*paTTon has joined the game.* 
*Mc4rthu12 has joined the game*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
 *benny-tow has joined the game.*
 *T0J0 has joined the game.*
 *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
 *Stalin has joined the game.*
 *deGaulle has joined the game.*
 Roosevelt: hey sup 
T0J0: y0
 Stalin: hi
 Churchill: hi 
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! 
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
 T0JO: lol 
Roosevelt: o this fuckin sucks i got a depression! 
benny-tow: haha america sux 
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
 Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
 Stalin: cool 
deGaulle: fuck! Hitler rushed me! help
 Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy 
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry 
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me 
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
 Churchill: i cant afford them 
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
 paTTon: stfu 
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys 
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
 Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army 
paTTon: yah hurry the fuck up
 Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded 
deGaulle: this is fuckin weak u guys suck 
*deGaulle has left the game.* 
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? 
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
 benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
 Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
 T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Mc4rthu12: Not if I hav a say bout it
 Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit! u cunt im gunna kick ur asses 
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! Lol
Mc4rthu12: Fuck sry, u said the phillies
 Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u
 Hitler[AoE]: wtf
 Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fuckin army 
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker 
Churchill: lol no more france for u Hitler
 Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! 
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
 Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
 Stalin: u asshole! WE HAD A FUCKIN TRUCE
 Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol 
benny-tow: haha
 benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 
T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full 
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
 Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch! im comin for ya 
Stalin: church help me 
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
 Stalin: dont be an ass
 Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late 
Eisenhower: LOL
 benny-tow: hahahh!… oh shit! help 
Hitler: o man ur fucked 
paTTon: oh what now bitch
 Roosevelt: whos the cripple now bitch lol 
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
 benny-tow: lame 
Roosevelt: gj patton 
paTTon: thnx 
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my shit 
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
 Eisenhower: Nuts! 
benny-tow: wtf that mean?
 Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
 paTTon: coming to get u hitler u cocksucker 
Stalin: rofl 
T0J0: HAHAHHAA 
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fuckin gay 
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city!
 *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
 benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself 
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL 
Stalin: OMG LMAO! 
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
 *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* 
paTTon: hahahhah
 T0J0: my teammates are n00bs 
benny-tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron 
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
 Eisenhower: yah me too 
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
 Eisenhower: fuck u 
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
 Stalin: go to hell lol 
paTTon: fuck this shit. im goin afk 
Eisenhower: yah this is gay 
*Roosevelt has left the game.* 
Eisenhower: shit. now we need some1 to join
 *tru_m4n has joined the game.* 
tru_m4n: hi all
 T0J0: hey 
Stalin: sup 
Churchill: hi 
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
 tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
 Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
 tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
 Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuclear secrets
 T0J0: wtf is nukes? 
T0J0: holyshitholyshitholyshit!!!111 
Mc4rthu12: surrender HOEj0
T0J0: Fuck, fine.
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
 *The Allied team has won the game!* 
Eisenhower: awesome! 
Churchill: gg noobs no re 
T0J0: thats bullshit. u fuckin suck 
*T0J0 has left the game.*
 *Eisenhower has left the game.*
 Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass
 tru_m4n: l8r all 
benny-tow: bye
 Churchill: l8r 
Stalin: fuck u all
 tru_m4n: shut up commie lol 
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
 benny-tow: lololol u commie
 Churchill: ROFL
 Churchill: bye commie
 *Churchill has left the game.*
 *benny-tow has left the game.*
 Stalin: i hate u all
*Stalin has left the game.* 
paTTon: lol no1 is left 
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep 
*paTTon has been eliminated.* 
paTTon: o shit! 
*paTTon has left the game.*

By: Spence

Spence — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 04:43:15 +0000

“lol dumbass america dont do shyt for any war they aint start canada did more than em fers”

The United States didn’t do shit in World War II?????? LMAO! We only ended up with 1.1 MILLION killed or injured, liberated Western Europe, and made Japan surrender. Shut your ass before we set aside five minutes to take over Canada.

By: T

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:48:40 +0000

Patton’s “I got a jeep” comment nearly made me piss my pants. That was hilarious (if you know how he died…though that in itself isn’t funny of course).

By: K

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 02:40:08 +0000

It’s coming from here:
http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/?p=76

Now you can give the proper respect.

By: lol nubs

lol nubs — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:22:51 +0000

lol dumbass america dont do shyt for any war they aint start canada did more than em fers

By: free mmorpg

free mmorpg — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:59:54 +0000

Lol, I found this a long time ago but had forgotten about it. It reminds me of a RTS. I play a custom map on Starcraft called Diplomacy and this seemed spot on ;-)

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:10:29 +0000

Well, it’s from an Old gif that’s been more than circulated. The fact that someone took the time to write it down instead of just posting in is a little sad.

Yeah. I definitely didn't come up with it, nor did I type it all out. This was sent to me and was well worth the post.

By: Stolen

Stolen — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:36:04 +0000

Well, it’s from an Old gif that’s been more than circulated. The fact that someone took the time to write it down instead of just posting in is a little sad.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:38:58 +0000

Hilarious! A little inaccurate but included a surprising amount of facts. Love love love it!

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:43:16 +0000

That little game cost me 1 leg and almost all of my family. Thank you very much.

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