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Deleting the Internet

I am always talking about deleting the internet. I have finally written a script that will traverse the ENTIRE internet (regardless of security) and delete everything. We’re talking images, video, text documents, pdfs, security files, EVERYTHING. It took me a while to code, but I believe it will work. I have not yet tested it as I don’t want to be the one targeted by the media. If you feel so inclined to test the script: click here.

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  1. Wark says

    SHIT! I just deleted the interwevv!! OMG WTF?

  2. Lou Cypher. says

    Why not really make a Real Script program…..
    or how about this….
    Create a program that will cause a satellite to stray off its orbit and crash into another satellite. The broken debri will hit other satellites causing a chain reaction like billiard balls eventually other functioning satellites will cross the path of the debri wrecking them too. Spy Satellites, GPS, MTV, HBO, etc. And if you think it would be impossible I say O.S.C.A.R. Oribiting Satellite Carrying Amateur Radio. There are 10 satellite in space open to the Public well to Ham Operator, but the transponders are public access. So impossible maybe not. WHO HAS THE NERVE………. =)

  3. dingle says

    It didn’t work I’m still on the Net wot happened???
    World domination shot down!!!

Continuing the Discussion

  1. spiralbound.net » Matt Writes Internet Deletion Script linked to this post on August 19, 2005

    [...] Matt over at BorkWeb has cleverly written a script that will: traverse the ENTIRE internet (regardless of security) and delete everything. We’re talking images, video, text documents, pdfs, security files, EVERYTHING. It took me a while to code, but I believe it will work. Since I work in IT, I’m always laughing about the interesting way people put thing. We’re always hearing questions phrased in ways that convey the point, but fail to demonstrate a complete understanding of technology. [...]

  2. BorkWeb » Blog Archive » Web Expressions - End of Week 10 linked to this post on November 9, 2005

    [...] Delete the Internet [...]

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    [...] “Web Crash 2007″ reminds me of the JavaScript virus I wrote last year to iterate over every file on the internet and delete [...]



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