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Bork Chops – Brought To You By A Totally Sweet Father’s Day Gift

Bork Chops I am a new father (as I’ve mentioned before) and was privy to the a glorious new holiday…Father’s Day! w00t! On that day, my daughter (…fine…and my wife) hooked me up with some sweet grilling tools. I am now the proud owner of a new black grilling apron that features the phrase: “Charred to perfection by the king of the grill,” as well as some fancy flames at the bottom. Along with the apron comes a grilling mitt featuring the same flames and the phrase: “Burned by the best dad in the world.”

Of particular note is my new Meat Mark-It Personalized Steak Branding Iron which I skillfully put to use making my new famous Bork Chops. Simply grill the chops as normal, heat the iron, press into the meat, serve with awesomeness. Seen here:

Bork Chops Branding IronBork Chops Branding IronBork Chops Meal

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  1. Jon Emmons says

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today! Just plain awesome!

  2. Timothy Haroutunian says

    Bork Chops….Absolutely amazing. I can’t wait to come up and get some Bork Chops. I hope everything is going well with the new addition to your family. :)

  3. Dan says

    Can you custom it for chicken breasts too???

    “Bork Chix”

  4. Mandy Magnolia says

    Totally awesome!



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